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vortex
01-20-2011, 11:30 PM
More... (http://www.vwvortex.com/artman/publish/article_2856.shtml)

Loud&Clear
01-20-2011, 11:40 PM
wtf is this crap. i should just submit completely stock photos of my car and write nonsense and see if they publish it.

anchovi777
01-21-2011, 12:30 AM
x2 stupid.

carbonight
01-21-2011, 06:51 AM
x2 stupid.

1. what is your favorite pair of socks when you drive your car?

i like my red striped tube socks!

2. what do you eat when your driving?
Dr. Gyros!

3. Do you poop your pants.
Yes, only when i scared!


4. Favorite break dance move?

the Flintstone flop........

dudepal
01-21-2011, 07:18 AM
1. what is your favorite pair of socks when you drive your car?

i like my red striped tube socks!

2. what do you eat when your driving?
Dr. Gyros!

3. Do you poop your pants.
Yes, only when i scared!


4. Favorite break dance move?

the Flintstone flop........

5. When did your priest first touch you?

when i was 11, but its ok it was consensual.

6. What makes you think that your volkswagen golf gti is a japanese suv?

.... well as my mom has told me all my life "You cant fix stupid..."

carbonight
01-21-2011, 07:58 AM
5. When did your priest first touch you?

when i was 11, but its ok it was consensual.

6. What makes you think that your volkswagen golf gti is a japanese suv?

.... well as my mom has told me all my life "You cant fix stupid..."


everybody join in this is the funnest thing ever!!!

OrangeDUB
01-21-2011, 12:26 PM
5. When did your priest first touch you?

when i was 11, but its ok it was consensual.

6. What makes you think that your volkswagen golf gti is a japanese suv?

.... well as my mom has told me all my life "You cant fix stupid..."

7. What was your previous project?
96 Dodge Neon

8. What was your inspiration for this project?
96 Dodge Neons

9. What helped you determine your amount of wheel gap?
96 Dodge Rams

carbonight
01-21-2011, 12:42 PM
7. What was your previous project?
96 Dodge Neon

8. What was your inspiration for this project?
96 Dodge Neons

i cant help it ......

9. is it true that you have an amputee fedish?

Yes, the less limbs the better!

10. Do you like Katy perry songs?

Yes.......make em say ahhhhhhhhhhh,aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhh teenage dream firecrakers

LilRaverBoi
01-21-2011, 03:59 PM
WOW.....Lame lame lame....

SirRangeALot
01-21-2011, 04:48 PM
http://www.yellow-llama.com/wp-content/uploads/fail18.jpg

sh!tluck
01-21-2011, 04:52 PM
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2010/07/Antoine-Dodson-Dumb.gif

SirRangeALot
01-21-2011, 05:00 PM
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2010/07/Antoine-Dodson-Dumb.gif

Well played, sir. lolz

Mkvdubnjetta
01-22-2011, 12:43 PM
http://frozenkarma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/wtf-cat.jpg

seriously since we got a good one think last week now we are doomed for 10 more horrible ones i guess?